So this is what my friend the foul-mouthed broker is like at work

Me: Oei!!
Me: Lazy bitch!
Broker: hi there liam here [Liam is my broker's boss]
Me: Hi there. Oops.
Me: I was kidding with *broker*.
Broker: i liek to agree with you but i cant she's harderst worker i have
Me: Yeah, she's the sharpest quote in the market.
Broker: she was working late last night till midnight so be in bit later
Broker: but she can be a b...h sometimes .. a nice one'
Me: Hhaa. Yes. I remind her very often.
Broker: but she's a niice bitch
Me: Haha. Yes, but we won't tell her that.
Broker: she knows i dont mean it .. but ill let her know u were after her
Broker: she'll be on the hp'
Me: Got it. Thanks.
Broker: k
Broker: how she'll prob sue me
Me: You can't sue for statements of fact or statements of opinion.
Broker: very sharp like that one
Broker: im sure HR woldnt see it that way
Me: Haha.
Broker: maybe give her a call wake her up
Me: Nah, let her sleep in. She's not fun when she's grouchy.
Broker: god you know that as well
Broker: thought it was directed just at her boss
Broker: im a lot happier to know that now
Me: Totally.. She goes from being bitch to being mean bitch.
Broker: i cant comment - she'll make my life a misery