Gaaaaahhhhh!!!

Update: I was sitting in the bus listening to these two chinese women speaking to each other with a pretentious English accent. Gaaaaaahhh!!

Get with the programme laaah!! You're in fucking Singapore!

Robbers snatch dog poo

A Chinese woman has told how robbers snatched a parcel of dog poo wrapped in newspaper out of her hand outside a bank.

Mrs Chen, of Laohekou city, was waiting in the bank to withdraw money when nature suddenly called for her dog.

"While I was waiting in the queue, my dog had to poo. So I asked for several pieces of newspaper to wrap the poo," she said.

After wrapping it, Chen left the bank, and was waiting to cross the street to throw the parcel into a rubbish bin when the robber struck."

A motorcycle stopped swiftly before me, the man on the rear seat seized the package from me, and they sped away," she said.

Police are investigating the case while "laughing at the stupidity of the robbers", according to Chutian City Papers.

Calvin and his nonsense

Calvin: HEY! ive been so busy and havent got time to contact you but rmember I LOVE YOU!
Me: Haha! Awww.. So sweet.. I love you too!
Calvin: yay! the world is full of LURV!
Me: Hm. Have you been taking these little pills?
Calvin: how did you know about the pills?
Me: Heh heh. Let's just call it a hunch.
Calvin: i think ure acquainted, that's what i think. stop acting like ure a camel.

Geddit? Camel? Hunch? Wahahahhaha.